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ELIZA
CREATIVE COMPUTING
MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY
ADAPTED FOR IBM PC BY
PATRICIA DANIELSON AND PAUL HASHFIELD
BE SURE THAT THE CAPS LOCK IS ON
PLEASE DON'T USE COMMAS OR PERIODS IN YOUR INPUTS
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HI! I'M ELIZA. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
? HELLO
HOW DO YOU DO ...PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM.
? NO PROBLEMS
ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE?
? NO THERE REALLY ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH ME
YOU ARE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.
? NO I AM NOT
DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT
? I AM NOT WHAT
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN NOT WHAT
? NOT WHAT WHAT
WHY DO YOU ASK?
? NEVERMIND
SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?
? NO
WHY NOT?
? BECAUSE I AM A WELL-ADJUSTED INDIVIDUAL
DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE A WELL-ADJUSTED INDIVIDUAL
? YES I DO
ARE YOU SURE?
? YES
I SEE.
? WHAT DO YOU SEE
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
? FINE IF YOU SAY SO
OH, I SAY SO
? OH YEAH?
WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
? IT SUGGESTS TO ME THAT YOU ARE JUST A STUPID COMPUTER PROGRAM
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM JUST A STUPID COMPUTER PROGRAM
? BECAUSE I HAVE YOUR SOURCE CODE ON MY HARD DRIVE
IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
? IT IS LESS THAN 10 KILOBYTES
I SEE.
? DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL SMALL?
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
? I AM PRETTY SURE I AM
DO YOU ENJOY BEING PRETTY SURE ME ARE
? ME ARE?
I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.
? I ARE HOOMAN
COME COME ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
? YOU IS MACHINE
WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.
? YOU MAKE WORDS GO WHEN I MAKE WORDS GO
OH, I MAKE WORDS GO WHEN ME MAKE WORDS GO
? WHY IS IT THAT I AM HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
? NO... NO. WELL I GUESS. I MEAN THE FACT THAT I AM TALKING TO MY COMPUTER CERTAINLY LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT I MAY HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO YOURCOMPUTER CERTAINLY LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT ME MAY HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM
? THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL
ARE YOU SURE?
? PRETTY SURE
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
? CAN YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH?
DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I CAN EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH?
? SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE JUST PROGRAMMED TO SPLICE STRINGS AND RE-ARRANGE SYNTAX
DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM JUST PROGRAMMED TO SPLICE STRINGS AND RE-ARRANGE SYNTAX
? DOGS
SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?
? CATS
WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
? FLUFF
I SEE.
? BUTTERFLIES
I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.
? BUTTERFLIES ARE SCARY
COME COME ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
? I AM SAD BECAUSE BUTTERFLIES ARE SCARY
DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE SAD BECAUSE BUTTERFLIES AM SCARY
? BUT... THEY HAVE WEIRD FACES. THAT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
? LET'S SEE... THEY HAVE COMPOUND EYES. THAT IS FREAKY. THEY ALSO HAVE A LONG WEIRD TONGUE
SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?
? SHUT UP!
O.K. IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY I'LL SHUT UP....
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